'He was just giving me a lift home ... wait a minute young lady, what were you doing awake and out of bed at that time of night?'Sarah giggled. 'I couldn't sleep and heard a car pull up so looked to see if you were home.''I'll talk to you later madam!' Lyn told the little girl, who was almost certainly her daughter. 'Sorry about that but I think the word precocious was invented just for her.' She said to me.What is it about men and cute little girls. As soon as she smiled at me, almost knowingly, she had me wrapped around her little finger, as they so often say. She had her mother's good looks and straight dark hair although her eyes were brown rather than blue. She also had an impish grin that just grabbed me.No doubt under the little girl's spell, I made an instant decision, well almost instant as I did double check that Lyn had no meaningful rings.'So Lyn, how about that drink you promised me last night?' I asked smiling.She looked taken aback for a second or two, but soon. Wasting no time, the chicken gets into the farmer's Mercedes and drives it as fast as possible back to the mud hole.Upon her return, the chicken ties a rope around the bumper and tosses the other end of the rope to the horse. As the horse bites down on the rope and hangs on for dear life, the chicken drives the car forward and saves the horse from sinking.A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again. This time, the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to run and get the farmer, or the farmer's Mercedes.The horse says, "Wait, I think I can stand over the mud hole!" So, he stretches over the width of the hole and says to the chicken, "Reach up and grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up!!!" And so the chicken did, pulling herself up to safety.The Moral of the Story?If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.For those who already have children past this age ... this is hilariousFor those who have children.
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