That's when Dad smiled and said there was something about the men in the family when they turned eighteen. He said it didn't always happen to all of the men, only those in a direct-male line from our European relative. He pointed out to me that my cousin, his sister's son, would never have this happen to him.My cousin Jake and I were close. We were like brothers so I felt bad that he was going to miss out on something that we could share. I told my Dad my feelings on that, but he told me I could never mention it to Jake.Finally, I just blurted out, "Okay, Dad what the hell are you talking about?"Dad took a deep breath and said, "Okay son. Here's what it is. Someday soon, it might be today or it could be in months, but you're going to get a very special power."I was fully awake now!"You are going to be able to seduce any woman that you want. Anytime. Anywhere. They won't be able to resist you," he said seriously. I laughed out loud. This was hilarious. Dad laughed with me, but. ****COMMITTEE:A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.****DUST:Mud with the juice squeezed out.****EGOTIST:Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.****HANDKERCHIEF:Cold Storage.****INFLATION:Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better.****RAISIN:A grape with a sunburn.****SECRET:Something you tell to one person at a time.****SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.****TOOTHACHE:****The pain that drives you to extraction.****TOMORROW:One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.****YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed.****And MY Personal Favorite!WRINKLES:Something other people have, ****Similar to my character lines."Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked." – Warren BuffettThat's my way of thinking!!!WisdomTom was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get -Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's.Better to spill half an.
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