"And the pirate replied,"It was my first day with the hook."This one is compliments of LarryEver wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.What makes life 100%?If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26Then:K N O W L E D G E11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%H A R D W O R K8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%But,A T T I T U D E1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%And,B U L L S H I T2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%So, it stands to reason that knowledge and hard work will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.This one is compliments of IgorSix Affairs:The First Affair:A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate. . Wendy had only had 3 guys before we meet and within a few years was into toys and anal and a lot more ....but the one thing that she never liked or wanted was another women in bed with us........the thought of that always disgusted her so on that night after chatting with Emily we started to make our way home, Emily was very quite as we left and Wendy asked her what was wrong ..........she told Wendy that thing at home with her parents wasn't very good and asked if she could stay with us tonight..........We both said that would be fine and as we walked home Emily and Wendy linked arms walked ahead in front of me.We got home and it house was warm and cosy with the lighting down low....I offered drinks for the 2 girls and we sat down and asked Emily wot the problems at home were, Emily explained that her father wasn't happy with her having boy friends and that they weren't welcome to the house, we joked that if she ever want to bring a boy friend back to our house sometime that would.
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