She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with her husband. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos + 9 cuckoos = 12 cuckoos—MIDNIGHT!)The next morning, when Bob asked Muffy what time she got in, she told him “Midnight.” He didn’t seem pissed in the least. “Whew, ” Muffy thought, “I got away with that one!”Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”“Why?” Muffy asked.“Well, ” Bob replied, “Last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said ‘oh shit, ’ and cuckooed 4 more times. Then it cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”(Think about it ^_^)There Are Teachers, and Then There Are Educators.According to a news report, a certain private school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick. I was very excited to have him alone in a hotel room that night, and I couldn't wait to let him have his way with me again. As I kept watching the clock I became more impatient, so I tried to focus on the television. Glancing at the time again it was now 9:49. I wondered where he was and when we was going to be there. I certainly didn't want to have to go back outside again. As the clock kept ticking I finally started to doze off. The next thing I knew I heard some voices talking deeply, and the door began to open. As I opened my eyes, I looked up and saw Sam coming through the door with three other black men behind him. "Dayum!" one of the voices shouted, "you weren't lying, this little sissy is fine as hell". As I tried to get up, I looked at Sam and started to murmur something until he interrupted me. "Brianna, these are a few of my friends, and you are going to take good care of all of us tonight". "Yes Sir." I responded with a whimper. "Good girl!" he said as they.
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