Now, please put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector.”And what were you thinking?I worry about you sometimes!For ALL You GolfersOne morning, three women are golfing when suddenly a man runs by wearing nothing but a bag over his head.As he passes by the first woman, she looks down and says, “Well he’s certainly not my husband”. As he passes the second woman, she also glances downwards and says “He’s not mine either”.Then he passes by the third woman who also checks out his lower parts and says, “Wait a minute ... he’s not even a member of this club!”Let this be a lesson to us all ... if you can figure out which lesson should be to us all!!!! A couple of valuable lessons here... SocratesKeep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip.In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about. For ages he had fancied her and he still could feel the weight of her tit from the day, ages ago when he had felt her up. 'I bet if she was on all fours they would be dragging against the ground', he had muttered to himself. Now he decided to push the conversation to the limit."Oh! The fuck was very nice, especially when I rammed my cock up her bum, in fact Blanche I think her backside was more enjoyable than her cunt and it was nice" he said. Blanche nearly fell off the chair. She gasped and then muttered. "You ... you fucked her up the bum". Burt was feeling quite aroused and there was no mistaking the indents in her skivvy. "Yes!" he replied. "She was very good at sucking also', he continued. "Added to that while she sucked she yanked my balls, gave them a really stretching so by the time I emptied my load my balls were twice their size but it took her some time for the cum and saliva to flow out of her mouth; I found that a real turn on. There really is nothing better than having.
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