”“That’s gonna be a bit awkward init?”“Not really.” he said. “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.”Went out last night and got really wasted.I woke up this morning next to a fat old bird who was snoring.So, at least I got home OK.Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.“German,” she replies.“Occupation?”“No, just here for a few days.”As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral, a voice from insidescreams: “I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!”The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters, “Too late, mate, the paperwork’s already done.”I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night.Or “foreplay” as she likes to call it.After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the missus were going to commit suicide together yesterday.Strangely enough, however, once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better.So I thought - sod. How is the poor guy (or girl) suppose to win? Being on a site like this (or simply being an actual adult) surely you must know that whatever attribute or trend in your "preferred" group can, and is, found in every other group to varying degrees - yes even include the size of tits, ass and dicks.I have even seen it on friends using tinder and you can't help but think; "really? You're swiping left or right just because the guy happens to be a little darker or lighter than you 'like'." I know that the default "standard" in beauty has been white for a very long time and to some extent still is, but I would of thought that by the time of the 21st century people of all [legal] ages would of clocked on that old chestnut and known better to let it mess with their view of people in their pursuit of life, love and the dirty.They say justice is blind, I'm pretty sure lust and love are blind too. You only have to keep yourself open to the possibilities and you might be pleasantly surprised - I.
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