Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”“No,” she replies.Wait for itIt’s coming... The suspense is killing you, isn’t it? ‘You’re just the first man who happened to catch my eye.’(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)This one is compliments of J & BWhat deep things retired men think aboutI mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.” The reason I said “nothing” instead of saying “just thinking” is because she then would have asked, “About what?”At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how. We emerged from the bedroom at about two in the afternoon, several fucks later, spent but entirely satisfied.Sitting on the porch with our coffee, Marge threw me a curveball that had me struggling for an answer. ‘I don’t know what went on between you and Petey when he was here, but you’re like a new man…it’s good to bond with your son!’If she only knew!!…or did she?‘He’s going through a tough time emotionally, Marge. He was really strung out when you were away. He confided to me that he thought he might be gay but didn’t know how I would react.’‘Well, whatever you said to him, babe, must have worked – he seems to be back on track based on any conversations I’ve had with him since then. What did you say to him?’‘It’s not so much what I said, babe, it’s what I let him do!’‘NO! …you didn’t!’ Marged gasped in disbelief. Her eyes were wide and her jaw hung.
Mind-blowing sexual productions at our porn tube for those seeking Bangla Or Nepali Singing Bhabhi Being Fingered For Fuck indian porn ultimate thrill in terms of watching online porn. Bangla Or Nepali Singing Bhabhi Being Fingered For Fuck indian porn is the best example for those that want to better understand why this place is so famous and popular. our porn tube is always here for the best quality Bangla Or Nepali Singing Bhabhi Being Fingered For Fuck indian porn porn, and always on duty with the newest fuck videos and pornstars.