Oh, fuck!" she whimpered. "Oh nice, quick and hard." We both just relaxed after are orgasms subsided. I was still standing behind her, catching my breath when the doorbell rang. I pulled up my shorts. Sharon dismounted the vanity. She found her panties and slid them on, followed by a nice sundress. The doorbell rang again. "Can you get that?" she asked. "Tell Bill that I'll be right out." July came and went and then August was almost over. It was getting closer and closer to the day Beth left for college. Since we mostly stayed in the house all summer when we weren't working, one night Beth and I decided to have a date night. I had stayed at her house the night before and we decided that we would get dressed and go out after her mom left for work. I was lying on Beth's bed waiting for Beth to get out of the shower so I could get in. I was wearing a pair of gym shorts and had no shirt on. Beth appeared from the bathroom. She had dried herself off and was naked looking for her panties.. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.It wasn't long before a police officer pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!"What's going on here?" My car has a flat tire." I said calmly."Well," he asked, "what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"I couldn't believe that he didn't know - so I told him, "Hellooo! Those are my emergency flashers!"This one is compliments of RabbiRabbitA businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the drop dead, gorgeous flight attendant."What is your name?"Flight Attendant: "Angela Benz, sir"Businessman: "Lovely name ... any relation to Mercedes Benz?"Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"Businessman: "How close?"Flight Attendant: "Same price"Absolutely clever and oddly truthful this ought to take some of the curse out of it.THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPYABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami.
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