Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”“No,” she replies.Wait for itIt’s coming... The suspense is killing you, isn’t it? ‘You’re just the first man who happened to catch my eye.’(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)This one is compliments of J & BWhat deep things retired men think aboutI mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.” The reason I said “nothing” instead of saying “just thinking” is because she then would have asked, “About what?”At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how. She's fine-boned, and her hair brings out golden highlights in her hazel eyes (those are the first physical characteristics I look at--even if Venus descended, I wouldn't give her a second glance if I didn't like her hair and eyes). Problem is, we've rarely interacted outside the lab. Also, I have suspicions that our chemistry would break down completely if subjected to the strain of normal date tension. Plus, I thought that I knew her well enough to tell that I wasn't her type. She's a romantic (anyone who takes Latin dance classes has to be a romantic in my book), whereas I'm... not. She's comfortable in a crowd, whereas I often find myself more alone in a crowd than by myself. And then, there's the whole 'I don't really know that much about her, she's not offering too many details, and I don't want to ask because those questions are usually those one asks en route to actual dating' angle. I have this really weird pet peeve against doing anything that could be construed as hitting.
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