Lying bastards!I am no exception, sad to say. Related below is a blow by blow account of my miraculous game at Hindhead Golf Club, in the wilds of Surrey. Did you know it's a qualifying course for the open? Well it is or was and that should give you a clue about the degree of difficulty faced. (Bet you're hooked now eh?)Now, I am not going to give you all eighteen holes worth of tragedy, bad luck and mis-fortune suffered while in the company of two very good players, but I will relate a truncated and précis version, cutting out the swear words and many of the errant shots.Hole 1. Played off the yellow tees. Par 4. 401 yards long. Straight ... ish.The tee shot needs to have at least a 200 yard carry to get over the purple heather in front of you and down both sides of the fairway. My drive was anything but straight ... ish and landed in deep heather, having being blocked out right by my errant swing. I then had one of those Hamlet moments (popular small cigar) where a cigar would have. My school friends didn’t notice anything, but whenever I went into any of the four local punker clubs, all the boys sensed my need, my hotness. Last night, Christ, I was only in the club fifteen minutes before Dickie had his hand in my cunt and I was sucking him off. I’m sorry, I’m pretty fucked up for a potential doctor. I should have warned you, I’ll understand if you want me out.’ ‘Nothing wrong with liking sex, Miss Kiss, but Jesus, you better use a little common sense. Fuck, you’re studying to be a doctor, you have to know the dangers. Listen, I’d like to have a pound for every bird I screwed between the ages of eighteen and thirty, I’m no virgin prince. Just use your goddam head.’ ‘So what do you do for sex now?’ she asked teasingly. ‘I’m now officially an abstainer.’ ‘Then who was that young girl I saw leaving your flat this afternoon?’ ‘Ah, so you met Miss Lucy.’ Smiling I said, ‘Well I’m not one hundred percent abstaining. Miss Lucy is helping me decide my sexual future.’.
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