"Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain." OK.." said Adam warily. "And what's the bad news?" I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."Why are men so bad at sex and driving?Because the bastards always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming.What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.How can you tell if a man is really well hung?When you can just slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.What do men and tights have in common?They're both apt to cling, run, and never fit properly between your legs.What is the real difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.Why do men like smart, sexy women?Opposites attract.Why is psychoanalysis so much quicker for men than for women?Men don't need to be regressed back to their c***dhood.Why are well-dressed men always married?Because. “Grandpa… I am not mad. I am confused and honestly, jealous. I have been lusting after my mother for several months now. I followed her today because I thought she was having an affair. I never thought she was having it with you. But I guess it is better then a complete stranger. At least you already love her and us and don’t want to destroy our family. I guess I just need to except this and move forward. Can I ask you one question though grandpa?”His grandfather smiled up at his grandson, respect and compassion in his eyes for the young man. “Anything my boy, just ask.”Seth blushed, “Is Mom really good at pleasing you? Because from what I saw, she was like a porn star.”Laughter filled the house and his grandfather smiled at him, “Yeah boy she is better then any porn star that I have ever watched, and trust me I still watch them too. But you can’t tell anyone about this ever, please. And if you want your mother as badly as you say you do, then we need to figure out how to tell her.
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