Apolitical AphorismsIf God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.~Jay Leno~The problem with political jokes is they get elected.~Henry Cate, VII~We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office~Aesop~If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.~Will Rogers~Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.~Nikita Khrushchev~When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.~Clarence Darrow~Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.~Author unknown~Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.~John Quinton~Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.~Oscar Ameringer~I. “Are you waiting here or going back to the school?” the girl asked “I will be waiting today” I replied. “But I may wander into the town to pass the time if you are going to be an hour”“Ok, see you here in an hour” she said.I let her out the curbside and watched as she trotted across the road and walked into the primary school. After she had gone in, I got out of the mini bus and wandered up the road a bit to smoke a cigarette as I didn’t want to stand right next to the minibus smoking as it had the school logo on it. As I walked up the road I noticed a Chinese Medicine shop that did massages. I checked my watch and saw I had 50 minutes until I needed to be back on the minibus. Did I dare pop in for a half hour massage in work time? I pulled my wallet out of my back pocket and saw I had about £60 in cash. Bit of time to kill I thought, why not?I walked into the shop and a bell above the door rang. A Chinese lady in her 20’s came out of a back room. “Hello” she said, “have you.
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