" I said to Stephanie as I giggled."I know right, but those hot white guys at Abercrombie & Fitch were ready to hit on you when stepped out of Frederick's of Hollywood. Even the blonde-haired cutie at Baskin-Robbins over at the food court wanted to tempt you when you were getting ice cream." Stephanie as she gushed."I know right. While we were at American Eagle Outfitters and you were shopping for cute lingerie, I saw this one dark-haired, blue-green eyed white boy in the changing room. Girl, I could wash two loads of laundry on those abs." I replied.As I said, it didn't bother me that a white girl like Stephanie was into black men; I wasn't even offended at the fact that she liked to have sex with them. Yet I wondered if she had ever been with a black girl before. One day, we chatted online and she showed me some pictures of herself. The first picture she showed me was one with her bare, freshly waxed pussy; it was so pink and pretty. Another picture she showed me was one which she. I had saved the best for her. I reached behind me and picked up the shiny red apple I kept aside each year for the child I considered the most deserving of the pre-criminals that normally descended on me at Halloween.With great pomp and a huge smile, I lifted the apple high and dropped it in the center of her bag.I was not at all prepared for her response. With a shriek that reminded me of some of my worst times with my first wife, she tore into me, spittle flying everywhere.“You stupid motherfucker. You have busted every one of my Goddamned cookies. You don’t have the sense of...”I tuned her out the same way I had survived Harpy #1 and vowed to never again answer the door when the witches were flying.✧ ✧ ✧Say thanks to mixerman478 for this one.Q: What does the devil have between his legs?A: He has great balls of fire.Q: Why can’t the ghost have any children?A: He has a Halloweenie.Q: What happened to the cannibal who showed up late to Halloween dinner?A: They gave him the cold.
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