The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.The wife cried, “What are we going to do?”“Nothing,” said the husband. “The lion got himself into this mess. Let him get himself out of it!”A Priest And A Bus DriverA priest and a bus driver both died and went to heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets them.He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep and go out the back door. There are about 50 acres of rolling hills with a little cottage on the knoll. St. Peter turns to the priest and says “This will be yours for eternity. A perfect little cottage, right next to a wishing well. Anything you wish on that wishing well will come true guaranteed.”The priest says, “Oh, thank you so much. This I shall enjoy!”St. Peter drops off the. Those damn eyes of yours just melt a young girl’s heart! She was also amazed that you didn’t take her up on her offer to have sex. I guess you’re the first guy to ever turn her down.”“I wasn’t a paying customer, Becky. And you, of all people, know I can get sex anywhere and anytime I want it.”“I have made that clear in the past, haven’t I?” she asked, a smile showing she obviously had some interest, which really wasn’t news.“Yes; crystal!” I agreed, letting it go because it was an appropriate response to something I’d said.“Alyson told me how she got involved,” Becky said. “She was fourteen and was at the place her mom works, sitting on a bench waiting for her mom to get off work. This guy in his early twenties pulls up in a really nice sports car. He was really good looking and said hello to her. He went inside and came out about twenty minutes later and struck up a conversation. He was a salesman and the place her mom worked was one of his regular customers. They talked for about.
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