"After the laughter had died down, the host said, "OK," grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the little man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.As the crowd cheered, the host paid the $1000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?"The man replied, "I work for the IRS."On his way home from work at the Pentagon, a Marine colonel found himself completely stopped in a snarl of traffic. "Wow," he thought to himself, "this traffic is worse than usual. Nothing's moving." Then he spotted a police officer walking back and forth between the motionless lines of cars. The colonel rolled down his window and shouted out, "Excuse me, officer, what's the holdup?"The officer replied, "The President is so depressed about the whole ObamaCare thing, all those rape allegations, and the military. .. yes Baby, Mommyʼs going to be very happy.”
“Me too! Ohhhhhhh!” he began, but to mute what she knew would be an involuntarily loud release, her lips were on his, her tongue deep inside his mouth as the simultaneous orgasms consumed them both. Although the amount was not copious, Helen felt him explode inside her, his warm seed drenching her womb even as her eyes rolled back in her head, her toes curled painfully and she shuttered in ecstasy. The boy was excited and pleased beyond measure but drained as well.“Again, Mommy, please!” he whispered urgently. She would have agreed but Larry seemed restless tonight and she knew they had pushed their luck much too far as it was.“Tomorrow, after Daddy leaves for work.”
“Promise?”
“Yes, Honey, I promise.”
And with that they both fell into deep slumber filled with dreams of love and secret erotic pleasures.“See ya. Donʼt wait up,” said Larry grabbing his jacket and heading out the door as Helen, having just showered, appeared from the.
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