After two weeks the lady comes back complaining, 'Doctor I don't know what you did, but now my wind is smelling horribly.''Good, ' the doctor replies, 'Your sense of smell is back, now let's see what we can do about your hearing'.This little ditty is compliments of Gary... Do you know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children of his own?He only comes once a year and then that's down the chimney.This one is compliments of DennisThe Man RulesAt last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear the rules From the Woman side. Now here are the rules from the man side.These are our rules!Men are NOT mind readers.Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down ... We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.Crying is blackmail.Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not. "I motioned to the sofa and subtly nudged Jordan to go and sit beside her mom. I noticed that Maxie went and lay at Jordan's feet. 'I guess Maxie has adopted Jordan' I thought."Trish," I started, "I hope you don't feel I was interfering in your affairs. When I came back from my run this afternoon, I couldn't help but notice Jordan sitting on the steps, crying, and I asked if there was anything I could do to help. It seemed to me, after talking to Jordan for a few minutes, that she needed a shoulder to cry on."Trish started to cry and Jordan ran and got a tissue for her mom. "Brian, I'm deeply in your debt. Once I realized what I'd not done, I was extremely worried about what had happened to Jordan. When I came home and found the two notes, I was so relieved. Thank you so much for your kindness." Think nothing of it. Now let me get the coffee. Jordan says you take your coffee black – correct?" a nod. "Can you come and help me?" I asked Jordan and we went out. I brought out the two mugs.
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