"And the pirate replied,"It was my first day with the hook."This one is compliments of LarryEver wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.What makes life 100%?If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26Then:K N O W L E D G E11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%H A R D W O R K8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%But,A T T I T U D E1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%And,B U L L S H I T2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%So, it stands to reason that knowledge and hard work will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.This one is compliments of IgorSix Affairs:The First Affair:A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate. I jumped on her and told her.I’m going to make you my sex toy and she said I’m ready to be your sex toy! I first did not feel like kissing her on her lips so I directly started kiss her neck and she gave a slow moan and I went down to kiss her cleavage and feel her breast inside her bra. I kissed her on her stomach and ten her navel and licked it and now she was moaning little loud and I understood that she is ready And I went down to her cleanly shaved brown pussy which was inviting me taste it! I first rubbed her clit and licked it and sucked it while my other had was playing with her breast and she was holding my hairs and was buried my head inside her pussy and she asked me to stop as she wanted to remove her bra and i continued to suck her clit and inserted my middle finger into the love hole and she moaned loudly and I then inserted two and later three fingers.The fingers entered easily as she was already wet! And now she was begging me to fuck her. I told her it’s her turn to.
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